Here's to being Combustable.

I may have a misspelling in my title but I care little. For single-handedly and with only the help of a band name I have created coolest new power-to-you-speak phrase since the advent of power-to=you-speak half a minute ago. My fellow HUMAN BEINGS, let not you station in life nore your spouses bitching about how much you spent on that phat ass new ride and those swinging kicks you had to get cause your last pair was downright hoopty, NAY. For now is the time for all of us, you and old, TO BE COMBUSTABLE. What does it mean to be combustable? Well I'll tell you... It means to be volatile, it means to be real, it means to be fresh, it's being funky funky def, and wicked wicked chill. Being combustable is like being the best least compromising you you can be. Being combustable you will set everyone around you off. It will be a hella good time to just sit and be motherfucka. I would say to all the people of the world be combustable. That's right, get right the fuck on down and blow your damn ass up. Show everybody that you aren't just some nobody chump.
On a side note, I've joined Hamas.