Friday, April 20, 2007

Howdy Weblog

It's just you and me tonight. I haven't updated you in so long that nobody's gonna read anymore. And if they do they'll no doubt be distracted by the teens and latinos and other such fare they can find below. Why for a bit there was a link to an assparade "blog" which at the bottom had verses from Corinthians written in sequence, (I think) but every proper noun was the word ASSPARADE, with the same presentation as well. Well boy did I ever titter.
Today is a very special day. It's the screwy modern trinity of sorts: Hitler's Birthday, The High Holiday (or 420 if you prefer), and Columbine. May 20th seems to me like one of the weirder days of the year and I thank god that massacre happened earlier in the week as opposed to today. I think that's about all I'll say regarding the goings on in Virginia as they've gotten enough coverage. Although it is important to note that something like 150 Iraqis died in a market bombing (I think it was being rebuilt from a bombing last october) on Wednesday morning, that received two minutes maybe in the hour of virginia news, on cycle. So it goes.
Kurt Vonnegut died weblog. That made me very very sad and I now think I want to read more Kurt Vonnegut. But its difficult to read anything anymore as modern media has melted my brain to the point where it spins for only 10 to 15 minutes before giving out. I can't even read most of you weblog because these posts are so damn long I just forget what I was reading.
In fact I often seem to lose track of what I was writing. Like Kurt Vonnegut, who should totally rest in peace.
Have you managed to pay child support yet Weblog? Your silence says it all. Well I should be getting back to the real world of digitized entertainment but let me just say that I love Jesus and all the little children (except the ones who are going to have kids that I'm going to have to help pay to keep alive cause their parents can't and we already have too many people anyways) and now that I come to think about it Jesus can come off pretty "oh look at me"ish sometimes too. Buddha's a smug looking son of a bitch. But basically weblog I'm ok. Not great, not dying or suicidal or impoverished (I'm broke but not impoverished). It's everybody else I'm worried about.

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