Monday, July 31, 2006

Jews

I'm not a jew. I've known some jews. I lived with a Jew for a semester at college. His name was Alec and we both learned a great deal about ourselves, and each other. I was very offended when he refused to have a word with the higher ups about letting me in on the Zionist Conspiracy. I offered to get circumcized and he just gave me this haughty offended look. Note: he didn't deny though!
Seriously though. In watching the news and the killing and slaughter and bombing with military techonology named things like, "F-16 jets, Apache helicopter" I've been angry at the Jews. In london I talked to a good number of palestinians as part of my race relations study and they really don't have a country or a future. The lebanese it seems to me are at the mercy of Syria and Iran and their own super crazy terror group. Israel is sovereign and relatively safe and in control and they choose to deprive these people of power and water and emergency services and then they blow up UN observers and buildings of women and children and good dear god what the hell is going on? I was really really pissed at the Jews. Damn the Jews. Those Jews.
So the other night I watched Munich. First, I was struck by the balanced portrayl and general quality of the movie. Second, I was struck by how sad and beleagured Jewery was in the late 60s early 70s, which lead to them occupying the territory that pisses people off today (not entirely though). Third, I said to myself damn those crazy vindictive and effective Jews. Those are some damn scary Jews. So I guess it's not all israel's fault.
But I want them to get their own weapons. Cause when blackhawks are shooting tommohawk missles, it just feels like its us. So Israel needs to relax. The world needs to stop this crazyness like right now, but most importantly the Jews need to realize that the more of this shit they pull the less international sympathy they'll have left over in the holocaust account.

Note: for the purposes of this post Jews refers to israeli's and their expatriot sympathizers, with the exception of my college roomate. I suppose were I to refer to american jews in this post I should develop some other phrase to distinguish. I will endeavor to do this. If this post offends you or you find it simplistic or it bores you please comment. If you feel so compelled by the beauty of this post that you have to leave a comment extoling the market price of recycled paper or the good value to be found in an online degree, I'd like to take the time now to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your sincere interest in my views. Also I hear several california based logging companies are looking for a strong third quarter ... but dont tell the SEC you heard it here.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

this comment has little to do with your post. it has everything to do with your white text on black background blog color scheme. i just discovered that if I stare at your blog long enough it makes my brain go crazy. crazier than israel when hezbollah is around. The world becomes extra shiny and unstable. Like a beer full of acid. That's what your blog does to my brain. Black and white and bright all over.

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