My First Post

I now have a blog, apparently. I started it to respond to something on Andy's blog and now I have one too. I think I'll probably use this sorta often seeing as how I'm frequently sitting at work and don't want to write Leases or whatever. While I have the mic for the first time I'd like to say thanks to my millions of fans, thanks for making all of this possible. The support you Desperate Gasp fans have shown has been overwhelming. One thing though, please stop sending three-bean casseroles to my house, I can't eat them and they're piling up and starting to smell. In reality now, I'm selling Real Estate (or trying to). I really get the feeling that Real Estate is the reason god put me on this earth (beyond hitting the bitches and flippin' the switches of course). So if you need a house, or just a taste of my popular/sexy/divine ass give us a call. I think I'm going to name my first album "my popular/sexy/divine ass". By the by, Belle and Sebastian's "If You're Feeling Sinister" is totally where it's at.
"If you're feeling sinister,
Go off and see a minister,
He'll try in vain to take away
the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever.
La La LA LA La"
Makes good chuckles come up that taste like happy.
Cheers